Daily Archives: March 10, 2017

Tebow Disciple Wrongfully Arrested Outside Mets Facility

Every great leader needs a following. Jesus Christ had his followers, Martin Luther King had his followers, Ghandi had his followers, Hitler had his followers, etc. Tim Tebow has been gathering a following for years, the only problem is they don’t literally follow him. Marie Thompson, 36, of Colorado tried to literally follow Tebow and she […]

Clint Frazier is Going to Suck

Clint Frazier is going to suck because he cut his hair, plain and simple. Think of the most popular male redheads in the world, did they have short hair? No they did not. Let me just list a few for you. Carrot Top, Shaun White, Ed Sheeran, Rupert Grint (Ron from Harry Potter), Carrot Top […]

Rockies Pitcher Chad Bettis Says Cancer Has Spread

Fuck cancer. Bettis is 27 and should be finding the prime of his career, but he is instead battling a horrible disease. Last year he showed promise despite having to pitch at Coors Field, a hitter friendly ballpark. A 4.79 ERA might not look great but a combined WAR of 4.3 in the last two […]

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