1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
6 There was a man sent from God, whose name was Tim Tebow.
7 Now the birth of Tim Tebow was on this wise: When as his mother Pamela was espoused to Robert, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
8 Then Robert her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.
9 But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Robert, fear not to take unto thee Pamela thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
10 And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Timothy: for he shall save his people from their sins.
11 Then Robert being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:
12 And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name Timothy.
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