Zack Wheel’r did burst onto the scene last night of all giving the Mets a winneth ‘gainst division rival, Philadelphia Phillies. Wheel’r pitch’d 5. 2 innings and hath left the game bef’re giving up a runneth. Robles cameth in a gaveth up a grand slam to maikel franco bringing home 3 runs yond w’re putteth on by wheel’r.
Ov’rall, wheel’r did look v’ry valorous and did get the winneth. T is unsure wheth’r that gent shall has’t a solid spoteth in the rotation, but that gent madeth a valorous argument f’r one last night of all.
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